[He surveys the damage as though seeing it for the first time. Considering how bad it looks, that he only raises his eyebrows is perhaps not a proportionately appropriate response.] Impressive.

In my experience the sabotage route resulted in a lot less property damage. Or more centralized damage. [Pause.] Are you disguised as a flasher or is that just next on the agenda after fighting the military? Your day planner must look interesting.