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[likeamonster]

[There are monstrous roars, followed by human-esque groans of pain and deep panting from the alleyway. Follow it and you'll find an exhausted man huddled against a dumpster, pulling an abandoned jacket around himself. What do you do?

A. Offer some money and your own jacket?
B. Run the fuck away because HOLY SHIT WHAT WERE THOSE ROARS?
C. Help bring him to the nearest motel for a soft blanket, warm soup, and maybe sex in the shower?
D. Sit by him and tell him your life woes because its not like he's going anywhere?]