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[walklikeaman]

[There's a slightly twitchy looking man walking down the street. Do you:

A. Point and laugh as he turns to the side and starts oh so obviously talking to himself?
B. Slide on up to his adorable self and lay on some sick flirtations?
C. Pull out a business card and offer him professional help, or just generally refer him to the nearest psychiatric hospital?
D. Attempt to simply side-step his crazy and be on your way?

Or E. You're equally as insane, so... misery loves company, right?]

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guess which one he's picking?

[capischeja]

[Hans will just stroll on past, crazy is a dime a dozen on this str--why, hellooo there well dressed gentleman. Oh you betcha he'll turn around for that. He'll catch up and then you can have a blonde porcupine sneaky flirt getting all up in your space beside you.]

You seem quite unvell, mein herr. Do you feel alright?