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[walklikeaman]

[There's a slightly twitchy looking man walking down the street. Do you:

A. Point and laugh as he turns to the side and starts oh so obviously talking to himself?
B. Slide on up to his adorable self and lay on some sick flirtations?
C. Pull out a business card and offer him professional help, or just generally refer him to the nearest psychiatric hospital?
D. Attempt to simply side-step his crazy and be on your way?

Or E. You're equally as insane, so... misery loves company, right?]

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[walklikeaman]

[Ooooooookay he is definitely uncomfortable right now. Red warning lights going off everywhere in his mind. DANGER DANGER MOLESTER IN FRONT OF YOU! But, at the same time, it's that kind of weirded out that has him frozen in place, his eyes wide and mouth open, trying to work and just... not... getting very far with that.

Until, of course, that kiss to the tip of his tie, the wiggle of tongue. That's a slap of horror that has Thomas trying desperately to take a step back and get the guy to let go.]

I'm fine. Like tension, hate crazy people. So uh, awesome that you're getting so.... intimate with my tie- you can have it if you want, but I'm just- I have things. To do. Work things, places to be, people to expect me so just- [a pause, a shiver] LET....[A squeak, almost, voice cracking just a little as his body jerks] me......

[His voice is softer, his entire countenance shifting as he throws his arms forward, wrapping around Hans' shoulder and pressing up against him, chest against chest] .... Tell you how wonderful it is to have met you- ... Hans, was it? Oh, been far too long since I've had a big- [One arm has moved, fingers walking slowly up his chest] - strong man looking after me~

[capischeja]

[Well, now. That was a sudden, unexpected change that actually surprised Hans. Here he thought he'd have to be a bit more persuasive, more obvious... but. Okay. This works too.

...Not even going to ask about the personality shift. Crazy happens here, he'll make love to all of the man's personalities if permitted.]

You poor zhing! Zhis is vorse zhan I thought. [His other arm snakes around Thomas's waist, and at the same time he's leaning up, lips thiiiis close.] For you are clearly in desperate need of my many, many talents.

[He repeats his licking, only now on Thomas's lips instead of his tie. But, oh, that's all you get before he's moving back a step. That tie is still securely held, and it's now his leash.]

Zhis vay to mein paradise, mein liebling~ [Down a side alley - which isn't completely dark because daytime - and eventually to a back entrance to... a hotel? Seedy video store? Does it even matter?]